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Jimbob the Beautiful
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:32 pm Post subject: what is your favourite survival mechanism |
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mine is shooting thick jets of ink out of my ink bladder just to get the ball rolling shall we say
also i like peeing while i poop; this has saved me a lot of time over the years and feel free to add it to your "lifehacks" folder |
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Jimbob the Beautiful
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| i forgot i like bathroom parties too |
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Jazzin'

Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 8025 Location: HERE WE GO いこうよ翼広げ~
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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My life is now enriched. _________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Ryuuka of the 7th Flame

Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 5135 Location: Adrift on a sea of blue
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:54 pm Post subject: Re: what is your favourite survival mechanism |
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| Jimbob the Beautiful wrote: | | also i like peeing while i poop; this has saved me a lot of time over the years and feel free to add it to your "lifehacks" folder |
Be a chinchilla and you can pee while you poop while you puke. True story. _________________ The ember is dust before the wind... |
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Jimbob the Beautiful
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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| I knew chinchillas were great |
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DoubleL

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CovertSushi

Joined: 01 Jul 2004 Posts: 11194 Location: Confirmed. Sending supplies.
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I like to make my phosphorescent eyes look like they're shrinking into the distance while I stay put, hoping that my attacker is an idiot. _________________
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Abicion

Joined: 03 May 2004 Posts: 49917 Location: THAT PLACE WE GO TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL
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agumike

Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 5103 Location: In front of something electronic
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Adrenaline is by far the best, even if it only delays certain doom sometimes _________________ All my information about the game of Tales of Symphonia comes from my lovely "PS2 Version Tales of Symphonia Official Complete Guide"
I thank my sis for this...^o^
Avi by Rein!
Siggy by Flammie! (Flamming Tonfas) |
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Slivius

Joined: 27 Jul 2008 Posts: 1570 Location: Nazdrovje!
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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It's a tie for me between "not taking life too seriously" and "altering reality with magic".
It usually goes hand in hand. _________________ Also known as Sliv, Slivvie, Quilvius, Slivendiferious, and slivijizzisious
| Ruilus wrote: | | Holy hell. Yesterday was a blur of wine, whiskey and brandy. I can't remember where I left my sofa. |
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mr_nukes

Joined: 22 Jun 2009 Posts: 151 Location: Louisiana -__-
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I release copious amounts of toxic nerve gas. _________________
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Jimbob the Beautiful
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| i like to listen to men on the internet recommend me beer. for example last week they told me to drink stone ipa. so i went to my beer shop and i slid a crate of stone ipa along the counter and i took my e-cigarrete out of my mouth and i said "sir, a man on the internet told me this stone ipa was a good beer' and, i boufght it. and i cracked open a cold ones and i nodded and said to myself, this is a good beer. |
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