The Expendables, aka Sausage Fest.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Going to see a movie like that with a migraine really isn't the best idea. In fact, it's a really BAD idea.

For once, I completely agree with Abicion, this guy just didn't get it.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I felt five times manlier after watching this film.

And guys, I know the marketing made a big deal out of Schwarzenegger's appearance, but why did you think he would have a bigger role? He's a very busy man nowadays; the fact Stallone even got him for one scene is surprising.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smugleaf wrote:
I like how Spoony's review boils down to "BAWWWWW THIS TURNED OUT TO BE THE CHEESY RETRO '80s ACTION MOVIE IT WAS ADVERTISED AS FROM THE START AND EVERYONE KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE AND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEEPURR."


Actually I'm pretty sure his point is that it was a cheesy 80's action movie in which Stallone tried to inject enough story to make it pass for something more than that, but failed lamentably and the story actually makes the movie worse than a lesser attempt at one might have.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I particularly loved the beginning. That very first death was hilariously awesome.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abicion wrote:
... no he didn't.
"His opinion differs from mine, therefore it's invalid". Whatever dude.


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You don't get a bunch of stoner comedy actors together and expect them to perform Shakespeare.
Why don't we have that yet?

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I don't see why anyone should expect this movie's formula to be any different.
Because these actors by themselves HAVE been in better movies, hence, putting them all together in one movie would theoretically make a great movie, instead of, what i would consider, a mediocre action movie. People had a right to expect better, so the whole "it's a bunch of dumb action stars in a dumb action movie, why expect more" doesn't really cut it for some people.


... I kinda wanted one of the dictator flags from the movie with Angel from Dexter on it. That made me lol.
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