ToS - Switch glitch (Special 2 pt. 2 up!)

KK Twain · Joined: 26 Jul 2005 Posts: 1436 Location: Writer's Guild

Lol! Poor Lloyd. I TPed the Principle's office once, but it was actually something that the principle was expecting. So it was okay. Then my sister went and TPed my room! Anyway, that was pretty funny. I'm looking forward to more!

Meowzy · Joined: 08 Oct 2005 Posts: 9586 Location: The Sacred Realm

And now... A fairly long chapter when comparing it to others...

Part seven.

*the next day, Lloyd arrives at the town gates with Noishe*
Lloyd: Gee, dad gave me all sorts of useless junk. *stuffs it in his bag*
*Genis runs towards him*
Genis: Lloyd, you moron! Where were you?
Lloyd: I was packing for the journey. Why?
Genis: Colette apparently left this morning!
Lloyd: Huh? But... Wait... Whoah. This is too big for my mind to comprehend. Must... process... data...
*Lloyd stares blankly ahead, as his brain makes a cracking sound. Genis leans against Noishe, and checks his watch*
Lloyd: Okay, done.
Genis: We have to hurry if we wanna catch up to her!
Lloyd: To the idiot-mobile! *strikes a pose*
Genis: ...
Lloyd: By which I meant Noishe.
Noishe: *indignant whine*
*the two hop on Noishe's back, and ride off. After a long while, they reach Triet*
Lloyd: Let's rest here for a while.
Genis: Well, okay. But not too long. I don't wanna- Hey, look!
*a group of Desians enters the square. Lloyd and Genis quickly hide in a stable. The Desians put up a poster*
Desian #1: Heh, what an ugly kid.
Desian #2: Yeah... He'll be pretty easy to find.
*the Desians run off again*
Genis: Let's check it out!
*they approach the poster, and stare at it*
Lloyd: Hey, they were right. It really is an ugly kid. Wow, what a monstrosity.
Genis: *notices the name underneath it* Uhm... Lloyd...
Lloyd: Honestly, this has got to be the ugliest kid ever. I'd hate to be him!
*Genis points to the name*
Lloyd: ... Oh.
Genis: Well, let's go find the fortune teller.
Lloyd: Why?
Genis: She can tell us where Colette and the others are!
Lloyd: ... How come you know so much? Smarty pants.
*one fortune teller visit later...*
Lloyd: What a rip. 100 Gald, and she still couldn't tell me who I was gonna marry.
Genis: Yeah. Honestly, last time we ask her something like that. ... Hey wait...
Lloyd: What?
Genis: Weren't we supposed to ask her about Colette?
Lloyd: ... Darnit!
*they enter the square*
Genis: So, what now, oh great leader?
*Lloyd turns to Genis, and suddenly gets shot in the back*
Lloyd: ... I faint. *does so*
Genis: Aaargh! Lloyd! I'm freaking oooout! *spaz*
*two 'Desians' approach them. It's Joe and Bob*
Joe: Hey, those two look familiar...
Bob: Well, he's the kid on the Wanted poster. So we should take him with us to our base.
Genis: W-what about me?
Bob: What about you?
Genis: Don't you wanna kidnap me too?
Joe: ... No.
Genis: But... But... I'm an accomplice.
Bob: Kid, do you want to lose your freedom?
Genis: Well, no. But I have to see where your base is, so I can tell the others when they rescue Lloyd.
Joe: Hmm... He has a good point.
Bob: Well, okay then.
*Joe and Bob grab Lloyd and walk off, followed by Genis and Noishe. They soon arrive at the base*
Joe: Ahhh... Nothing like the desert sand in your eyes.
Bob: Yup, nothing like it. *rubs his eyes*
Genis: So uhm... Am I free to go now?
Joe: Well, I dunno... I mean... You are an accomplice.
Genis: Lloyd made me do it!
Joe: ... Okay, you're free to go kid.
Genis: *crying* Waaaah! Don't hurt me!
Joe: Are you deaf? I said, you're free to go!
Genis: I want my mommy!!! *clings to Bob's leg*
Bob: Go away, damn kid!
Genis: Okay. Bye bye! *runs off, followed by Noishe*
Bob: ... Such a strange kid...
Joe: Reminds me of you when you were young.
Bob: Well, atleast I didn't wet my pants.
Joe: *gasp* Well, you were scared of the dark!
*the two drag Lloyd into the base, arguing loudly*
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zeldafan422 · Joined: 13 Jun 2006 Posts: 515

Hehe, those new chapters were funny.

Kazuya · Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 8617

Yoofug · Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:34 pm Post subject:

that would be...even more then Meowzy random, I think...
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KK Twain · Joined: 26 Jul 2005 Posts: 1436 Location: Writer's Guild

Lol, so Colette left without them. Like she's supposed to. And next chapter do we get to see Yuan? No wait, I almost forgot, Yuan travels with the group... Now I'm really curious to see what happen when Lloyd runs into Yuan's room.

Meowzy · Joined: 08 Oct 2005 Posts: 9586 Location: The Sacred Realm

Part eight.

*Lloyd wakes up in a cell*
Lloyd: Ah no! The cops got me! I didn't mean to steal that Gamecube! It slipped into my bag! Honestly!
'Desian' #4: Shut up.
Lloyd: Oh. So uh... What's your name?
'Desian' #4: Hank.
Lloyd: ... O-kay.
*Hank starts patrolling the hall*
Lloyd: *whispers* I gotta get out of here. But more importantly, I gotta protect the shiney I stole from Genis. *takes out the sorceror's ring and gets ready to swallow it. He accidentally shoots a fireball at Hank*
Hank: Me pants are on fire! Me pants are on fire! *runs away*
Lloyd: ... No way I'm swallowing something this dangerous! *pockets the ring again and looks around. A long silence follows. Lloyd gets prodded by a mysterious stick*
Lloyd: Yowtch! Oh, hey, now that the guard is gone, I can escape.
*Lloyd opens the door and walks down the hallway. He spots a treasure chest*
Lloyd: Oooooh! I wonder what's inside! Maybe money! Or a Gamecube! Or awesome weapons! Or a Gamecube!
*Lloyd opens the treasure chest*
Lloyd: Yay! ... Wait... This is my old crap. Dammit.
Meowzy: "Acquired 'Lloyd's old crap'!" *cue item tune*
*Lloyd walks down the hallway again*
Lloyd: Heheh, this is pretty easy. I'll be out of here in no-time.
*A siren starts blaring, and two 'Desians' exit the door in front of him*
Lloyd: ... Ah, barnacles.
Hank: There he is! The kid who burned my pants!
'Desian' #5: Let's get him!
Lloyd: Just for reference sake, what's your name?
'Desian' #5: Jib.
Lloyd: ... You guys have the lamest names ever.
Jib: Says the kid named 'Lloyd'...
Lloyd: ... Touché.
*One battle later, Hank and Jib have fled. Lloyd enters the next room*
Lloyd: Hmm... This is a strange place...
*another door opens, and Joe and Bob enter. Lloyd quickly hides*
Joe: Hey, he's not here either.
Bob: Stupid kid with his stupid red shirt. We shoulda killed him.
Joe: Yeah, his shirt is so lame. *whisper* Gawd, I wish I had that shirt. */whisper*
Bob: What was that last bit?
Joe: Nothing, nothing. Come on, let's keep looking. *walks face-first into the door that closed behind him*
Bob: Moron. We have to unlock the door first.
Joe: Oh, right. Lord Botta sure likes to do things the hard way.
Bob: *sniggers*
Joe: What?
Bob: *sings* Joe and Botta, sitting in a tree! K-I-
Joe: L-L-I-N-G B-O-B *glare*
Bob: You're no fun.
*The guys use the machine thingies to open the door, and leave. Lloyd comes out of hiding*
Lloyd: Honestly, there's something wrong with these Desians...
*the scene freezes*
Meowzy: To make a long story short, part of this scene shall be cut.
*the scene goes black, and then shows Lloyd running down the halls chased by guards*
Lloyd: Aaaaaaa- Hey wait, how did I get here?- aaaaaargh!
*Lloyd runs through a door, and quickly closes it*
Lloyd: Phew, that was close.
Mystery voice: Ahem?
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Sacred Nut-o · Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:41 pm Post subject:

^^ Yay! We didn't have to watch/wait for Lloyd to do all that boring stuff!
Sooo... Is it gonna be Kratos or somethin'?! This is good! ^^
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Kazuya · Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 8617

O_o I wonder who that mystery voice is gonna be. Razz

Come on! =D
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Odin M Yggdrasil · Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 14734 Location: Dead

the crasyness continues... I love comedy fics

KK Twain · Joined: 26 Jul 2005 Posts: 1436 Location: Writer's Guild

Lol! Great idea, skip the boring parts which none of us want to read anyway! Is it Kratos, Yuan, Botta, Mithos, or someone else? I know, it's Martel! Okay, now you know I started throwing out random names after Botta.

Meowzy · Joined: 08 Oct 2005 Posts: 9586 Location: The Sacred Realm

Part nine.

*Lloyd turns to see Kratos sitting behind a desk. Kratos is staring at him, with an eyebrow raised*
Lloyd: Ah, hahah... Silly me. Must've entered the wrong room. I'll just-
Kratos: Not. So. Fast.
Lloyd: ... Didn't I use that exact same line in part three?
*Kratos takes out a script and flips through it*
Kratos: Yes. Yes you did. Such cruel irony... Anywaaay... *clears throat* Who are you, and why the hell are you in my office?
Lloyd: See, funny story. I uh...
Kratos: *gets to his feet and approaches Lloyd* An intruder eh? You shall feel my blade. *unsheathes Flamberge*
Lloyd: Eeeek! *shields his face with his hands*
Kratos: ... That exsphere... What's your name?
Lloyd: Give me your name, and I shall give you mine.
Kratos: ... My name? It's uh... Carl. Yeah.
Lloyd: 'Carl'? What is this, home of the stupid names?
Kratos: Hmph. I gave you my name, now hand over yours.
Lloyd: Lloyd Irving, future hero of the worlds!
Kratos: ... I see.
*Botta barges into the room*
Botta: Sir! Sir! The- Oh, look! It's that kid from Martel temple!
Lloyd: Oh, look! It's that Desian from Martel temple!
Botta: ... You think I'm a Desian? Hahahah! Moronic kid. You must be the dumbest brat in the history of the-
Kratos: Botta, I'd like to introduce you to Lloyd.
Botta: *turns pale* Oh! Uh... *laughs weakly* Looks just like you, sir!
Kratos: Zip it.
Botta: You may consider it zipped.
Kratos: So why did you barge into my office?
Botta: ...
Kratos: *sighs and rolls his eyes* Unzip it...
Botta: The chosen's group is headed this way. And Yuan's with them.
Kratos: *starts nosebleeding at the mere mention of Yuan* I see... Heheheh...
Botta and Lloyd: ...
Kratos: As much as I'd like to see him, it would ruin my plans. So I'll leave this to you, Botta.
Botta: Me? But what am I supposed to-
Kratos: Good luck. And remember, you must die a warrior's death. *exits through a door in the back*
Botta: But I don't wanna die yet... *pout*
Lloyd: You should ask for a raise.
Botta: Yeah, I think I will.
*Yuan, Raine, Genis and Colette burst into the room*
Colette: Lloyd! Hiya! We came to save you!
Lloyd: I can see that.
Yuan: ... You again?
Botta: Yeah, me again. *draws a sword*
*one short battle later*
Botta: Gah! I lost! *throws his sword to the ground in fury*
Genis: You are just no match for my magical Kendama powers!
Lloyd: Ah, hush Genis. You hardly fought at all.
Botta: Well, you haven't seen the last of me. *stumbles through the door in the back*
Yuan: Think we should follow him?
Lloyd: Naaah. The poor guy's having a hard time. His boss is really mean to him.
Yuan: You saw his boss?
Lloyd: Yeah. Some guy named Carl.
Yuan: ... *makes a mental note to tell Yggdrasill*
Raine: Oooooh, how marvellous! *picks up the ridiculously huge sword Botta dropped* Well, we got what we came for. Let's go.
*the group exits the base*

~~~~~

All hail Kratos, leader of the Renegades! =D
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Kazuya · Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 8617

*hails* ... ... ...

Yay for *coughcarlcough*! =D
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Usse · Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 391

So Carl is a stupid name, huh? Evil or Very Mad

Anyway, this is great! Keep up the awesome work!
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