ToS - Switch glitch (Special 2 pt. 2 up!)

[Kazuya]

Yay for the chapter! I wonder how you're gonna spoof the next one! Again!
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[Odin M Yggdrasil]

you see, you just get that perfect inspiration, and whammo, 20+ chapters. of course, the perfect inspiration is rare, and often occurs at a time when you can't write it down...Geez, I need to find it again. *Sits at computer with a pencil scratching head* "wait for it...wait for it...*Lightbulb, starts pounding keys writing next chapter...*

Love these. Hope to see more.

[Sacred Nut-o]

XD This is funny! But you not what is weirder? That I beat my sister (Yutis_the_Cutess) to reading and post... Which is really... Unheard of... And it's almost impossible with Meozy's fics/spoofs... (Recalls finding Yutis in her room re-reading and re-reading them.) ... Heh...
Anyway, "LOL".

Am I the first one to point out that is this is YuanxKratos, Yuan wouldn't be upset about Martel's death?... Or are they not in love yet..? But wouldn't they be...?

*idea* Heh. Has anyone done a spoof/fic on Zelos' joinery of regenration (if it happened)? ... I'll do one on it... *heheheh*...
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[Odin M Yggdrasil]

maybe, but then again maybe not. according to one of meowzy's earlier writings (was it idiot seraphim 2?) Yuan didn't fall in love with Kratos untill after Martel's death, and he still misses her, even though he has now fallen in love with Kratos.

[Meowzy]

I shall explain the situation with Martel later. Actually, I was kinda surprised when I wrote Yuan crying because of Martel temple. But it ties in later. ^^'


Part five.

*Lloyd and Genis arrive at Iselia, to see that the place is being burned down. Colette and Yuan are watching from the side*
Lloyd: Aren't you gonna do something?
Yuan: Naaah...
*Frank comes running towards them*
Frank: Colette, thank goodness you're alive! I was so w- *spots Lloyd* You!
Lloyd: 'Wyou'?...
Frank: It's because of you that they're doing this! You're the cause of this h- *gets hit in the back by an arrow* Aaaargh!
Lloyd: 'Haaaargh'?...
*a group of Desians approaches them, led by Forcystus*
Forcystus: Ah, Lloyd Irving. There you are.
*Forcystus spots Yuan and smiles at him. Yuan starts making strange hand movements*
Forcystus: Huh?
*Yuan starts using complicated sign language*
Forcystus: Desian, translate.
*One of the Desians watches Yuan's sign language, and starts scribbling things down on a note. He hands it to Forcystus*
Forcystus: 'Pretend you don't know me. If you rat me out, lord Yggdrasill will kill us both.'
*Yuan slaps his forehead with his hand*
Forcystus: Alrighty then. So anyway, Lloyd...
*Lloyd is sitting on the ground, playing a game of poker with Colette and Genis. They heard nothing suspicious*
Lloyd: Go fish.
Colette: I can't. I don't have a fishing rod.
Genis: I thought we were playing Blackjack?
Forcystus: Dammit, Lloyd! Pay attention!
*Lloyd gets to his feet again*
Lloyd: Make it quick. My mind is already wandering.
Forcystus: Well, we spotted you near our ranch yesterday.
Lloyd: What? I was never near your ranch!
Forcystus: Yes you were! We have the footage to prove it!
*Forcystus snaps his fingers, and two Desians appear, carrying a TV. Forcystus inserts a tape into the VCR, and presses play*
Genis: What, no DVD's? You Desians are sooo outdated.
*the video shows the gate of Iselia's human ranch*
Forcystus: Wait for it... Waaait for it... Ah! Look! Right there! *points to the screen*
Lloyd: That's not me!
Forcystus: Yes it is!
Lloyd: No, it's not! It's just some random auburn-haired guy wearing a fake moustache!
*Meanwhile, in Triet, a certain auburn-haired guy sneezes*
Yuan: ... Could I get a copy of that tape?
Forcystus: Oh, sure.
Genis: So... You guys burnt down our village because some guy who wasn't Lloyd approached your ranch?
Forcystus: He also freed some slaves, and shouted... *takes a note out of his pocket* 'Kvar must die'. I completely agree with that.
Genis: Well, that explains how Marble got to Martel temple. The plot has been restored.
Lloyd: Shut up about your damn 'plot'!
Colette: My foot is on fire. Heeheeh.
Forcystus: Well, men, let's retreat for today. But you haven't seen the last of me, Lloyd.
Lloyd: Why not?
Forcystus: ... Errr... *glances at Lloyd* Because of that Exsphere! Yeah.
Lloyd: What? But my exsphere was covered up by this bandage.
*Lloyd takes the bandage off his hand, and looks up to see that Forcystus has mysteriously disappeared*
Lloyd: ...
Yuan: Hey, let me see that exsphere.
*Yuan grabs Lloyd's hand, takes a magnifying glass out of his pocket, and observes the exsphere*
Lloyd: ... What?
Yuan: No, nothing. Nothing... *clears throat*
Lloyd: Well, since this place has been burned down, let's all go to my house for hot cocoa!
*Cacao hops into the scene*
Cacao: Oh! Oh! Is it my turn yet?
Genis: *takes out a script* No...
Cacao: Awww...
Colette: My foot is still on fire! Heeheeh.
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[Kazuya]

Colette! Put the fire out! XD Not really.

Keep 'em coming! =D
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[niffe]

Cute, please continue
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[Yoofug]

This is so funny, I laughed and scared al the other people in the internet cafe!
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[Morian]

I LOVE IT !!!!, it´s soooo funny, my brother is looking me on a way he wanna say "are ya crazy" the people in this internetcafé are looking that way alsow
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[KK Twain]

I can't beleive Nut-o beat me... Well actualy I can, I was busy on the 9th and on the 10th my evil computer wouldn't let me on the internet. But now I get to read it!

This is actually really funny, I like how you did Yuan instead of Kratos. I also like how you didn't bother going to the ranch.

Looking forward to the next chapter!

[Sacred Nut-o]

Funny, funny, funny!! XD XD XD Like it, love it, WANT MORE.
... I mean, *cough cough*... Pwease??
It's coming along quickly, it's funny, it's... Uh... It's... It's good. ^^;;
=D Keep up the great work!!
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[Meowzy]

*grouphug!*
Thanks for all the comments, everyone!

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Part six.

*the gang arrives at Dirk's house*
Yuan: Funny. I always figured the house of a dwarf would be tiny.
Lloyd: No, then you're thinking of Gnomelettes. Dwarves are like small, handicapped humans.
Yuan: Ah, right.
*they enter the house*
Dirk: Lloyd! How many times must I tell you not to bring strangers to our home?! *tries to punch Lloyd, who hops aside*
Lloyd: Ah, you don't have to hit me!
*Everyone stares*
Lloyd: ... Oh, you heard that, huh?
Genis: Yes. Yes we did.
Lloyd: Anyway, these aren't strangers. They're my friends. ... Well, except for Yuan. He's a creep.
Yuan: ...
Colette: Hey Lloyd, I finally understand why you never had birthday parties!
Dirk: Ashamed of me, you foolish boy? Remember dwarven vow number fifty-seven.
Lloyd: Clean underwear is the first step on the path to righteousness?
Dirk: NO! It's 'Your parents are nothing to be ashamed of, even when they're dwarves.'! Sheesh, I can't believe you mixed those two up. No cocoa for you.
Lloyd: Awwww...
Dirk: *turns to Yuan* As for you, mister creep... You'll have to wait outside.
Yuan: What? But I-
Dirk: Start walking.
*Yuan grumbles and heads outside. He slams the door behind him*
Dirk: The rest of you get hot cocoa.
Genis, Colette and Raine: Yaaaay!
Genis: ... Raine? Where did you come from?
Raine: This house is ancient! I was studying it, and saw you guys enter.
Genis: ... Ah.
Raine: And Phaidra told me that I should travel with you all, and keep an eye on Colette.
Genis: When did she-
Raine: No time for arguments. Let's have that hot cocoa.
*Genis grumbles something about the 'plot', and looks away. Lloyd sighs, and goes outside. Yuan is standing there, throwing toilet paper all over the house*
Lloyd: Hand me one of those rolls.
Yuan: Sure. *does so*
*Lloyd starts TP-ing the house too*
Yuan: Hey, what's that thing? *points to a gravestone*
Lloyd: My mom's grave.
Yuan: Oh? Strange place for a grave.
Lloyd: Yeah. Well, she died here. She was killed by Desians, and my dad disappeared, so Dirk took me in.
Yuan: Hmm... I had a feeling he wasn't your real dad.
Lloyd: Duh. Well, I've still got Noishe though.
Yuan: ... Noishe?! *glances around, and spots Noishe* I thought he died!
Lloyd: ...
Yuan: Eheheh... Did I say that out loud?
Lloyd: Yes. Yes you did.
Yuan: Eheheheh... Don't mind me.
*Genis, Colette and Raine exit the house*
Genis: Lloyd! Lloyd! Look what your dad gave me! It's a keycrest! Now I can use the exsphere I swiped from Marble.
Raine: ... Lucky bastard. I wanted one too.
Colette: We'll be leaving on our journey tomorrow. So meet us at the town gates at noon, okay Lloyd?
Lloyd: Neh, sure.
*Everyone leaves. Lloyd sighs, and Dirk exits*
Dirk: Hey, who TP-ed my house?!
Lloyd: *still holding a roll of toilet paper* Errr...
Dirk: You'll be cleaning that, boy!
Lloyd: ... Ah, barnacles.
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[Kazuya]

XD I'm loving this! Keep them coming! *wait, did I say that before? Oh, barnacles* XD

EDIT: Ever thought of adding Presea x Colette later on? *stares at cc, tears coming out*
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[Meowzy]

PreseaxColette? O_o
Errr... Welll... Maybe.
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