Meowzy's spoofs (Updated November 2010, oh my!)

Lainet Aurion · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:21 am Post subject:

wow I loved this!! I liked the part when Kratos's dad compaired Lloyd's relationship to Kratos's, and then told yuan he could do better than Kratos!! lol I luv ur dtuff, more plz!!
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Meowzy · Joined: 08 Oct 2005 Posts: 9586 Location: The Sacred Realm

Well, people requested that I write a Flanoir scene for Yuan, and I thought "Why create a new topic for it?"
So I'll be using this topic as a dump for all my spoofs now. ^^
Okay, here goes!

Flanoir scene with Yuan.

*Cut to the Flanoir inn, where we see Lloyd standing in his room, staring blankly into space*
Lloyd: ...
*few moments of silence*
Lloyd: Oooh look! It's snowing! Just like... it's always snowing here. Because this is Flanoir...
Mysterious voice: Pssst, Lloyd!
Lloyd: ...
Mysterious voice: Lloyd!
Lloyd: ...
Mysterious voice: Hey, bastard!
Lloyd: ...
*a brick flies through the window, and hits Lloyd in the head*
Lloyd: Ow! What the heck? Where did this come from?
Mysterious voice: Outside, you moron!
Lloyd: ... Guess I'd better go and check it out.
*Lloyd goes outside, and steps onto the balcony*
Lloyd: Hmm... It was probably just my imagination.
*Lloyd turns to leave, and suddenly Yuan is standing in front of him*
Lloyd: Aaaargh! *pulls inhaler out of his pocket and breathes through it*
Yuan: ... Good evening, Lloyd Irving. Or should I say Aurion?
Lloyd: That is a very excellent question. I'm not even sure myself. So just call me Lloyd.
Yuan: Actually, I prefer calling you idiot.
Lloyd: ... Okay. Say, did you see some guy out here throwing bricks?
Yuan: That was me.
Lloyd: You nearly killed me!
Yuan: So? I always end up nearly killing you.
Lloyd: Touché.
Yuan: Anyway, I felt this strong urge to talk to you. Not sure why, since I'm just a lowly NPC. But ohwell.
Lloyd: What do you wanna talk about?
Yuan: The present sucks, and I'm no fortuneteller, so let's talk about the past.
Lloyd: Fair enough. So why did you join Mithos?
Yuan: It's only logical that once your fiancée gets murdered, and her little brother wants to take over the world, and avenge her, you join in. Not to mention Cruxis has a good dental plan.
Lloyd: Really? A dental plan?
Yuan: *nod nod* Plus, all the cool kids were doing it.
Lloyd: Cool kids?
Yuan: ... Kratos.
Lloyd: Ahhh... Okay. But at one point, you realised that Mithos was wrong, right?
Yuan: Yup. Not many people know this, but I was the one who guided Spiritua through her journey of Regeneration, in the same way Kratos guided Colette. Heh, we had a lot of crazy adventures together. One of them earned her the title 'Angel of death' in Tethe'alla. It came with a neat, gothic outfit for her. I got the title 'Flower power', giving me a cool hippie outfit. Ahh... Good times. Good times. *stupid smile*
Lloyd: Ahem?
Yuan: Oh, sorry. Anyway, after she completed her journey, she was fit to be Martel's vessel. But her Mana signature wasn't compatible, and she died. Her last words were; "Yuan, you're a filthy traitor, but a good guy at heart. So stop this Yggdrasill fellow."
Lloyd: Wow.
Yuan: I was angsting for months! That's when I decided to start the Renegades.
Lloyd: *sniff* I think I'm gonna cry!
Yuan: ... *slaps Lloyd*
Lloyd: Ow!
Yuan: Idiot.
Lloyd: So now you're trying to murder your old friends, to follow Spiritua's death wish? Isn't that kind of like what Mithos is doing?
Yuan: ... Ofcourse not. Because uh... What Mithos is doing is not very beneficial for the world. Because of him, one of the worlds is always dying. But if I succeed, both worlds will live.
Lloyd: Oh yeah, right. *snort* We saw that when you thought it would be a good thing to break the Mana links. Everyone in Palmacosta died.
Yuan: I admit, that was a... minor setback.
Lloyd: You messed up, buddy.
Yuan: Hey, I'm not the one making the pacts here. You were all idiots to listen to me.
Lloyd: This is getting us nowhere.
Yuan: True.
*Yuan looks over Lloyd's shoulder, and sees Kratos waving at him*
Yuan: ... Excuse me, would you? I think I left something in the oven.
Lloyd: Bye Yuan!
*Yuan runs off, leaving Lloyd alone on the balcony*
Lloyd: Heh. He's a good guy at heart. ... I think.
*And later on, in Heimdall, Zelos is the one who bothers Lloyd in the middle of the night, and Zelos is the one who saves Lloyd in Torent forest, and gets kidnapped to Welgaia. Similar to how it's Colette when you choose Kratos in Flanoir. End!*
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Solez · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:37 pm Post subject:

Ah, a classic.
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And virtually no Yuan/Kratos! ^_^
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Solez · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:19 pm Post subject:

Oh yeah, you're right! Well, I don't mind it, I suppose. As long as you don't mention them being naked, arrgh.
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What's so wrong about that? Most fangirls marvel at the thought of Yuan and Kratos being naked... I know I do!
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Batman · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:03 pm Post subject:

This is my favourite from the first one:

Solez · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:06 pm Post subject:

Batman · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:07 pm Post subject:

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SRMS · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:59 pm Post subject:

Meowzy whants the world oif vidio games to overflow with naked gay couples

Yoru Ryu · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:14 pm Post subject:

*wets self*

ROFL, puts my parodies to shame, all this does XD Love the script style too... that's the best for comedy. Damn ff.net for not accepting it *shakes fist*

And yes, YuanxKratos is love... but it still doesn't beat KratosxZelos in my eyes >D *sucker for under-used shippings*
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Katra · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:15 pm Post subject:

That was awesome Meoooowzy!
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SRMS · Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:15 am Post subject:

were *turns*hey there is no moogle over there*sees meowsy runing*

*yelling*I KNOW WETRE YOU POST!!!