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Meowzy
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 Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject: Meowzy's spoofs (Updated November 2010, oh my!) |
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Okay, so I'm gonna use this topic for all my little spoofs, to save some room on the forum. ^_^
Here's the links to other spoofs I have written!
Switch Glitch (entire game parody):
http://tales.namco.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=45885&start=0
The Big Switch (entire game parody):
http://tales.namco.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=64641&start=0
The Emperor's New Groove parody:
http://tales.namco.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=41581&start=0
Aladdin parody:
http://tales.namco.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=40546&start=0
Interview with...:
http://tales.namco.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=39963&start=0
ToS, the musical:
http://tales.namco.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=38364&start=0
Script for a ToS cosplay act:
http://tales.namco.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=34625
Many more spoofs can be found in this topic. ... If you skip through the pages. Eheheh... Sorry about that.
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This one is based on a concept one of my friends thought up! It makes... no sense whatsoever, but bear with it, okay?
Trademark Meowzy spoof, which means you cannot get around the YuanxKratos!
The in laws!
Yuan: I can't believe we finally got married!
Kratos: You looked so pretty in your pink dress.
Yuan: Heeheeh! *blush*
Kratos: But... We haven't passed the worst part yet.
Yuan: We haven't? I thought Lloyd trying to drown himself in the punch would be the worst part...
Kratos: Nope. We still have to go meet... my parents.
Yuan: They're still alive?!
Kratos: You know what they say, large weeds are hard to kill.
Yuan: Who says that?
Kratos: The uh... people.
Yuan: What people? I never heard any people say that. I'm pretty sure you just made it up.
Kratos: Errr... Nevermind!
Yuan: How come you didn't invite them to the wedding?
Kratos: I did. But I ensured that their invitation got lost in the mail. Heheheh...
Yuan: You sneak!
*The next day, at Kratos's childhood house*
Yuan: This is where you grew up? *stare*
Kratos: Isn't it great?
Yuan: It's uh... small. Very small. And covered in weeds.
*Kratos walks up to the front door and rings the doorbell. Yuan hurries after him*
Yuan: Was this really such a good idea?
Kratos: We have to get this over with... Don't worry. My parents are alright. Sometimes...
Yuan: *gulp*
*the door is opened by Kratos's mom*
Mom: May I help you?
Kratos: Mom, it's me!
Mom: Why, Kratos-chan! Look at how much you've grown! I almost didn't recognise you! *pulls Kratos's cheeks*
Kratos: Get off! *pushes mom away* The last time you saw me was at your birthday party two months ago.
Mom: Ah, how the time flies. *stares at Yuan* I see you brought a friend.
Kratos: Actually, he's-
Yuan: Errr... Hello mrs. Aurion. *shakes mom's hand*
Mom: What a nice young man. Well, come inside! Dad's having coffee right now, but I bet he'd be happy to see you again.
Kratos: Okay...
*Kratos enters. Yuan follows. They enter the living room, where Kratos's dad is reading the newspaper with a cup of coffee*
Dad: Damn those Renegades. Always getting innocent chosens killed. Someone oughta do something about that.
Yuan: Grrrr...
Mom: Dad, look who's here! It's Kratos!
Kratos: ... Hi dad.
Dad: About time you paid your parents a visit! You know, we paid a lot of money to put you through school, and this is how you show your gratitude?
Kratos: Look, I was here two months ago!
Dad: Well, sit down! Or are you planning on leaving at once?
Kratos: *shrugs and sits down*
Mom: *turns to Yuan* Well, don't be shy! You can sit down too.
Yuan: Ah- Okay. *sits down*
Mom: Not there!!!
Yuan: Eep! *hops up again*
Mom: ... The wool sweater I've been stitching... *picks up the sweater Yuan sat on*
Yuan: I'm so sorry! *sits down in a empty chair*
Mom: *starts stitching* Is there a special reason for your visit, Kratos?
Kratos: Actually... I have something to tell you.
Dad: Oh boy, this oughta be good... *sips some coffee* You didn't join the circus or anything did you?
Kratos: Errr... No.
Mom: *turns to Yuan again* When Kratos was little, he always dreamed of joining the circus. He wanted to be a clown.
Yuan: Oh, he did, did he? *giggles*
Kratos: *blushing* Mo-om!
Mom: Oh, don't be shy. We all had crazy dreams when we were little.
Dad: So, what did you have to tell us? *sips more coffee*
Kratos: Okay... Here goes. *clears throat* Mom, dad. Me and Yuan got married.
*Kratos's dad spits coffee all over his newspaper, Kratos's mom drops her stitching and Yuan gasps. Kratos stares at him*
Yuan: Ah, sorry. Got caught up in the moment.
Dad: You got married to him? You got married to... him?! He's got blue hair!
Kratos: ... He's also a half-elf, and male.
Dad: Don't change the subject! How dare you get married to someone with blue hair? Did you forget everything we taught you?!
Yuan: *pout*
Mom: Ah, don't be such a grouch Dad. I'm sure he's a fine husband. *pats Yuan on the shoulder*
Dad: *grumble grumble* *raises newspaper again*
Mom: So, exactly why weren't we invited?
Kratos: That's where you're wrong. I know I sent an invitation. It must've gotten lost in the mail or something...
Dad: Yeah right.
Mom: We should complain to the postal workers.
Kratos: So... Here we are. Eheheh...
Mom: So I see.
*silence*
Mom: And how is Lloyd doing?
Kratos: He's uh... dating the chosen of Tethe'alla.
Mom: ... Zelos Wilder?
Dad: WHAT?!
Mom: Well, atleast he's with someone famous...
Dad: Unlike our son.
Yuan: I happen to be the leader of the Renegades in both Sylvarant and Tethe'alla!
Dad: Sounds like you can do better than Kratos.
Yuan: ...
Kratos: Dad, stop it.
Mom: Say, how about I take out some photo albums? I have lots of cute pictures of baby Kratos!
Yuan: Oh, really? I'd love to see that!
Kratos: Mom! Nooo!
Mom: Don't be silly Kratos. If he's your husband, I bet he's seen you naked before.
Yuan: Heheheh...
Kratos: *blush*
*mom walks off, and returns with a stack of photo albums*
Mom: Let's see here...
*mom opens the first photo album, as Yuan leans closer to it, and Kratos hides his face in his hands*
*five hours later...*
Kratos: *gone into a coma*
Yuan: Awww, look! It's Kratos in the bathtub!
Mom: He loved that little duckie. *flips to the next page* And this is Kratos with his pet goldfish. The fish met an unfortunate end on Dad's sandwich.
Yuan: Ouch.
Kratos: *wakes up from the coma* WHAT?! *turns to dad* You told me Goldy ran away to join the circus!
Dad: Yeah right. You didn't actually buy that, did you? That fish couldn't jump through a burning hoop if its life depended on it! Literally!
Kratos: *gasp* G-Goldy! *bursts into tears*
Yuan: Oh dear. *pats Kratos on the back*
Dad: Weakling.
Mom: Calm down Kratos. Have a cookie. *holds out plate of cookies*
Kratos: Ooooh! *takes one and stuffs it in his mouth*
Mom: They're made with tomatoes.
Kratos: *spits the cookie out again*
Yuan: Oh, yummy! *takes a cookie*
Kratos: Yuan, it's time to go.
Yuan: What? Why?
Kratos: Errr... We're late for our... dentist appointment. *gets to his feet*
Yuan: I didn't know we had one. *gets to his feet too*
Mom: Come visit us again, okay?
Yuan: I'd be glad to! *gets dragged out the door by Kratos*
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Errr... That's it, I guess. It was pretty much all just improvising, with exception to some scenes we thought of beforehand.
Did you like? I bet most of you didn't.
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Solez
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| Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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I could see this coming a mile off.
But let's look at my favourite parts!
| Quote: | | You got married to him? You got married to... him?! He's got blue hair! |
| Quote: | Mom: Well, atleast he's with someone famous...
Dad: Unlike our son.
Yuan: I happen to be the leader of the Renegades in both Sylvarant and Tethe'alla!
Dad: Sounds like you can do better than Kratos.
Yuan: ... |
Here's where Meowzy crossed the line.
| Quote: | Mom: Don't be silly Kratos. If he's your husband, I bet he's seen you naked before.
Yuan: Heheheh...
Kratos: *blush* |
Arrgh...
| Quote: | Kratos: *wakes up from the coma* WHAT?! *turns to dad* You told me Goldy ran away to join the circus!
Dad: Yeah right. You didn't actually buy that, did you? That fish couldn't jump through a burning hoop if its life depended on it! Literally! |
| Quote: | Kratos: Errr... We're late for our... dentist appointment. *gets to his feet*
Yuan: I didn't know we had one. *gets to his feet too* |
| Quote: | Mom: Calm down Kratos. Have a cookie. *holds out plate of cookies*
Kratos: Ooooh! *takes one and stuffs it in his mouth*
Mom: They're made with tomatoes.
Kratos: *spits the cookie out again* |
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SRMS
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| Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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yay it was funny i read alot of your work their all great and this is noe exeption keep it up. OH i added another part to mini tales talse please read and tell me what you think
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Odin M Yggdrasil
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| Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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| 100% Meowzyness. These are soo funny that I have to read them even though I prefer straight combinations. |
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Mai
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:47 am Post subject: |
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xD
| Quote: | | Mom: *turns to Yuan again* When Kratos was little, he always dreamed of joining the circus. He wanted to be a clown. |
That was my favourite bit... XD
Very good! ^^ Made me laugh...although that's nothing new, I guess, but keep up the good work. XD
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Kazuya
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:55 am Post subject: |
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Great! Can't wait to see another one X3
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Meowzy
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:54 am Post subject: |
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| solez wrote: |
| Quote: | Mom: Well, atleast he's with someone famous...
Dad: Unlike our son.
Yuan: I happen to be the leader of the Renegades in both Sylvarant and Tethe'alla!
Dad: Sounds like you can do better than Kratos.
Yuan: ... |
Here's where Meowzy crossed the line.
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What? I´m innocent, I tell ya!
Thanks for the comments everyone!
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Solez
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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No, you crossed the line with this..
| Quote: | Mom: Don't be silly Kratos. If he's your husband, I bet he's seen you naked before.
Yuan: Heheheh... |
Not the Renegade leader part. But this monstosity here. ^
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Meowzy
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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What's wrong with it? It's true, aint it?
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Odin M Yggdrasil
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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| it is still funny. at least it didn't result in his parents having massive heart attacks with Shock |
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| Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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I luff it my love ^_^
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The Aurion
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| Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:04 am Post subject: |
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so you finally put them in marriage pretty funny   |
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Meowzy
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| Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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| The Aurion wrote: | | so you finally put them in marriage pretty funny |
It's a one-time thing, though. I just don't like to see them married. Maybe it's because of what happened to their previous fiancée and wife...
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The Aurion
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| Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Meowzy wrote: | | The Aurion wrote: | | so you finally put them in marriage pretty funny |
It's a one-time thing, though. I just don't like to see them married. Maybe it's because of what happened to their previous fiancée and wife... |
yea im sure anna and martel would be pretty pissed if that happened |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Dad: You got married to him? You got married to... him?! He's got blue hair!
Kratos: ... He's also a half-elf, and male.
Dad: Don't change the subject! How dare you get married to someone with blue hair? Did you forget everything we taught you?! |
That was great, Meowzy!! Keep up the good work!!!
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