"Hate" means "ate"

swdarin · Joined: 07 Jun 2004 Posts: 194

Say something you hate, and instead of the word "hate" you say "ate." It sounds funny.

Here's how I do it.

BEFORE:
I hate homework

AFTER:
I ate homework
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Illi · Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 10:19 am Post subject:

I hate Llamas

I ate Llamas.

O_o

Zinc · Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 4638 Location: Denmark, EU

XD

I use it all the time(well, not ALL the time, but you know what I mean). I (h)ate my homework.

I ate myself.

Illi · Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:12 pm Post subject:

His Dudeness · Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:40 pm Post subject:

I ate that girl over there.
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Illi · Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:03 pm Post subject:

O____________o

I ate porno.

Avander · Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:28 pm Post subject:

I ate my school
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Yotuza · Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 14 Location: Somewhere in Iselia

i ate all my chores

LedZeppelinfan · Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 2:16 am Post subject:

i ate you
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Darke Moone Lighte · Joined: 05 Jan 2005 Posts: 250 Location: In your pocket!O_O

I ate my crush
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Red Hot Chosen Zelos · Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:42 am Post subject:

I ate that mess the dog left on the rug!
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toomuchfreetime · Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 5657 Location: So. Cal, baby!

Hey, that's from the simpsons.

Bart: Where's my dog?

Willie: I ate him.

*Gasp*

Willie: I ate him, and I ate his puny little face, and I ate the mess he left outside.

Bart: Ooooohh, you H-ate him.

Willie: That's what I said. I Ate him.

LOL
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Yosei, the Morning Star · Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:56 pm Post subject:

...weird.

Kratos: I ate tomatoes!!!
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The Triforce Goddess · Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:00 pm Post subject:

I ate Kratos haters. And.... people who are rabid AntiZelinkers. I ATE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!

O_o I'm very full by now....
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Darke Moone Lighte · Joined: 05 Jan 2005 Posts: 250 Location: In your pocket!O_O

I ate hate
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