Bad Translator anyone? x3

[Soryu]

Moi.

I dunno whether this thingie has ever been on this forum, a friend of mine just showed it to me and I thought it was funny enough to share.

It's basicly a translation tool that puts words from English to another language and back to English up to 56 times and in the end there is only weird nonsense left of the word originally written:

*cklick*

I tried it with several Tales words and got very stupid translations. My personal favourite is "Oh, Merge Blocks" translated from "Yuan Ka-Fai". xD

Try it out and share your funniest results here. xD
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[Lost_the_Game:(]

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
into
"Indoor ski jump on a motorcycle."

EPIC.

Edit:

"Yuri Lowell"
into
"Dyablo II - Wall Street is the world's only smart."
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Recurring user of invisible/semi-invisible/0-size text. That yellow thing is supposed to be a star, btw -_-;

[Ruin]

I hear bullets taste just like chicken!

into

I heard a small ball of chicken!
wut.
Anyway, this is awesome.
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[Iluvpudding4eva]

"Honeyderp says: **sigh* *son I am dissapoint"
into
"Honeyderp says: ** sigh * I was a boy error"

I'm a boy error ;_;
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I hate you.

Avatar and signature from Rune Factory 3.
Smuglord's future waifu
Iluvpudding4eva -> The_ultimate_moron -> Program_files -> Generic_Loli->Iluvpudding4eva

[Yumiko-senpai]

"The monk jumed into the church"
into
"Community of our faith"

"Love can not be calculated"
into
"About"

"The morning star shines brightly"
into
"The next morning, wide forehead"
o.O

"Eternal Sword"
into
"Endless Search"
Lloyd: Okay, guys, let's give up, we're never gonna find it!

"I love her with all my heart"
into
"I love your heart"
Omnomnomnom~

EDIT:
"Rest in peace, sinners!"
into
"Cameras do not want others not"

"Lloyd Irving"
into
"Roidoouen."
Sounds like the name of an arte...

"Kratos Aurion"
into
"Tosuorisu."
Again! It's an arte!
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Yumiko Fujiba -> Yumiko-senpai

[Ruin]

I attack you about the head and face area

into

I injured my head and face area.

Well, THAT backfired.
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[Yume Hanabi]

rofl

"Blame your fate." -> (10 later) "Wine is your destiny." / (30 later) "Our goal is alcohol." / (56 later) "We believe that wine."
Kratos, you drunkard...

"Evil doesn't stand a chance." -> "Satan opportunity."

"Justice and love will always win." -> "Love in the courts."

"What is this ominous light that threatens to engulf us." -> "Odd lights in the food threat."; strangely, if you add the "?", you get "Damage and other users in risk?"

"It's LORD Magnius, vermin." -> "Low Magnesium block."
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[Soryu]

Lol, I got it to translate "Great Sead" into "Home". "Home, I'm going home..." Isn't this what Mithos said? ^^"

And "Twilight sucks." to "Very good." WHAT...? XD
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[Emera]

"Resound the cry of victory" to "Jump The Gun"

"Shing Meteoryte and Kohak Hearts" to "Heart Online Meteorite"

"The Legend of Zelda" to "Legend of Zelda:"

....XD

Edit:

"Tales of Vesperia" to "World History"

"Haha! You got rejected!" to "Ha, ha! Again!"

"Brightest star in the night sky" to "Heaven's brightest star"

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." to "It is the peaceful use of dangerous! I can not."
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[Ruin]

Hurray for the old man!

into

Soongseeyt....is that even a word?
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[Soryu]

"Don't die before I do, Lloyd, my son." to "Man, my son, Lloyd had died."
Bad news, Kratos! D:

"Lord Botta sure likes to do things the hard way..." to "Researchers price ... What happened."
o_O

"And just who the hell are you?!" disappeared into "?"
O____O

"Give me your name and I shall give you mine!" into "I hear his name"
Well then - tell it to me. ô.o

"Victory belongs to the most sexy!" to "Job!"
Errr... yes, Zelos. xD

EDIT:

"Sacred powers, cast your purifying light upon these corrupt souls!" to "Pollution and natural gas properties."
WHAT THE HELL? o.O
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[Ruin]

O Brilliant blade of coldest steel, rend the infinite darkness, and crush my enemies to nothing!
into
Steel protection, very cold, dark fraud, e-mail, nothing limited.
lolwut.

Sacred Penance
into
Sunday Perception

Savage Wolf Fury
into
Maddojakkaru and magic

Overlord Reign Impact
into
Impact...just Impact.

Ancient Catastrophe
into
Duck

Blast Heart
into
My Heart

Radiant Moonlight
into
Month

Slash!
into
J!

Light Dragon Destruction
into
Add/Remove Programs

Summon Friends
into
Forget Monday

I love this.
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[Lost_the_Game:(]

"Do the impossible, see the invisible. Row row fight the power!"
+56
"As can be seen. Reulvihan continues to increase."

"Simon! Your drill is the drill that shall pierce the heavens!"
+56
"Simon members, four!"
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Oh my unfinished projects, how I must finish thee... And also, congratulations on finding my hidden message! I'd have to wonder why you even thought there was one in here in the first place, though...
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Recurring user of invisible/semi-invisible/0-size text. That yellow thing is supposed to be a star, btw -_-;

[Ruin]

Giga Drill Breaker!
into
Polygon, Bang!
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[Yumiko-senpai]