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Rambo didn't wait for impressions before lighting everybody up with a heavy machine gun.
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| Fake wrote: | | Rambo didn't wait for impressions before lighting everybody up with a heavy machine gun. |
I want to make a terminator joke.
But I can't think of any.
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The Terminator went back in time and killed everyone that gave Terminator bad reviews before it came out.
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| Smugleaf wrote: | | Hyoobato! wrote: | | I'll wait for impressions here. |
Don't be such a tool plz. |
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I bet it'll suck, that's why I want to wait. |
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:55 am Post subject: |
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| Hyoobato! wrote: | ...
I'll wait for impressions here. |
Everyone will probably say they felt manlier after watching it.
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| BY2K wrote: | Sylvester Stallone
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this movie is going to need subtitles lol
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:10 pm Post subject: Re: The Expendables, aka Sausage Fest. |
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| Anime Fan wrote: | | BY2K wrote: | Sylvester Stallone
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this movie is going to need subtitles lol |
EETZ NAWT A TOOMAH
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Goddamn this was a fun movie. Full of action, explosions and gore from start to finish. The dialogue was good enough, cracking up some fun jokes every now and then. Funny part is, Bruce and Arnold only appear for like 2 minutes each. You never even see them again. But yeah, if you're into action movies, you'll love this one.
Go watch it, now.
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The A'nold part really dissapointed me. They dont even actually fight, what a bore! It's more a marketing gimmick than anything else.
Asides from that, it's the perfect movie if you want to switch your brain off for 90 minutes. Thankfully it doesnt last much more than that.. it would had really overstayed it's welcome otherwise.
Not that impressed with the movie TBH.
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Aw really? I heard it was just a crapload of explosions, and killing and whatnot, but a GOOD load of explosions and murder. Still, I guess I'll take a look anyway.
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I... will probably not watch this thing. Might rent it for laughs one day, when it's on DVD.
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For what the film set out to be, it did its job just fine; lots of explosions, lots of fighting, lots of gun shots, and knife throwing too? Oh god, take me now! However, it was still pretty lame over all.
Was anyone else disappointed at Jet Li's role? "Short Asian guy who gets his ass beat" was not befitting of a man known to be one of the greatest fighters in postmodern cinema.
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I like how Spoony's review boils down to "BAWWWWW THIS TURNED OUT TO BE THE CHEESY RETRO '80s ACTION MOVIE IT WAS ADVERTISED AS FROM THE START AND EVERYONE KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE AND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEEPURR."
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well, he had a point. With a cast of this magnitude, you expect something to match it in turns of story and presentation. That last action sequence did give me a freakin headache.
As awesome as Terry Crews and his big ass mutha f***in gun that makes big ass explosions was, I couldn't help but wondering "who is this guy again?"
And I kept expecting Mickey Rourke to pop into a battle when no one expected him to.
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| Red Hot Chosen Zelos wrote: | | well, he had a point. |
... no he didn't.
You don't get a bunch of stoner comedy actors together and expect them to perform Shakespeare. I don't see why anyone should expect this movie's formula to be any different.
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